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Once Upon A Time...


Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Goldilocks. She went for a walk in the forest. Pretty soon, she came upon a house. She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge. Goldilocks was hungry. She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.

"This porridge is too hot!" she exclaimed.

So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.

"This porridge is too cold," she said

So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.

"Ahhh, this porridge is just right," she said happily and she ate it all up.

After she'd eaten the three bears' breakfasts she decided she was feeling a little tired. So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs. Goldilocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet.

"This chair is too big!" she exclaimed.

So she sat in the second chair.

"This chair is too big, too!" she whined.

So she tried the last and smallest chair.

"Ahhh, this chair is just right," she sighed. But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces!

Goldilocks was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom. She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard. Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft. Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right. Goldilocks fell asleep.

As she was sleeping, the three bears came home.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been eating my porridge," said the Mama bear.

"Someone's been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair," growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair," said the Mama bear.

"Someone's been sitting in my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear.

They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been sleeping in my bed,"

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too" said the Mama bear

"Someone's been sleeping in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby bear.

Just then, Goldilocks woke up and saw the three bears. She screamed, "Help!" And she jumped up and ran out of the room. Goldilocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest. And she never returned to the home of the three bears.

THE END

(http://www.dltk-kids.com/rhymes/goldilocks_story.htm)

Or so she thought...

Unbeknownst to Goldilocks the bears were tracking her, stalking her, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

Goldilocks stopped, searched around and satisfied that the bears had not followed, sat upon a log.

Just as she did the three bears came out and devoured the bitch.

THE END

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What would I say? I'd say this has Frank written all over it. emoticon

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Thanks for the valuable addition you have made to Runboard Support, LindaF.

Those of us who use the board appreciate a bit of spam, cuz there's just not enough spam going around nowadays.

So, the name is "LindaF". I assume the middle initial is the "F" and the surname is "Off".



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What a pleasant story.
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I always thought there must be more to that story....


Rimmer, you're being a bit harsh there. She was kind enough to pm me to make sure I knew that she was not, in fact, Frank, and that this was a legitimate home-based business opportunity. emoticon

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addi wasn't that nice of her eh? emoticon
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I, for one, was deeply moved by the effort. emoticon

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I do feel for the people who are trying to promote their home-based businesses. They are probably being encouraged to advertise as much as possible on the Net.

However, spam is spam. If we let one through, another one hundred will follow. And, until we can set up an in-house bribery/kickback scheme for the admins, that won't happen here. emoticon
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Anyone who requires money from you to provide "employment" gets no pity from me. In my opinion, those kinds of scams usually take advantage of single moms who can't get a job that pays enough to cover bills and childcare, and they're desperate. My mother-in-law is disabled and has done work-at-home type stuff before, and she's certainly never paid for the honor of working for those companies. I don't like systems that take advantage of the niave and/or desperate, and I have no pity for them whatsoever.

Ok, rant over.

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