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Re: Rules of The Trashcan
Er, you mean GUINNESS
LONGEST EAR HAIR
Radhakant Bajpai of Naya Ganj, Uttar Pradesh, India, has hair sprouting from the centre of his outer ears (middle of the pinna) that measures an incredible 13.2 cm (5.19 in) at its longest point.
LARGEST BAG OF COOKIES
The world's largest bag of cookies measured 3.29 m (10 ft 8 in) high, 2.13 m (7 ft) deep and 114.3 cm (45 in) wide, and was unveiled at the Loblaws.
BIGGEST-SELLING CHRISTMAS SONG
Bing Crosby's recording of White Christmas (1942) has sold over 100 million copies around the world, with at least 50 million sales as singles.
LONGEST THREAD ON RUNBOARD
On 17th September 2003, Frank Jaeger of Stucktohispute, Montana started the thread "GET OUT OF MY TRASHCAN YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!"
This has attracted over 600 replies with none of them really being worth the electronic impulses used to create them.
In November 2003, Saddam Hussein posted his exact location in the thread, asking to surrender. This, however, was ignored as people thought it was just Frank mucking around.
Several large pharmaceutical organisations have bid for rights to this thread. Curiously, all these companies are primarily sellers of laxatives.
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Re: Rules of The Trashcan
The Ex-Lax has you.
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Re: Rules of The Trashcan
quote: Rimmer wrote:
Er, you mean GUINNESS
LONGEST EAR HAIR
Radhakant Bajpai of Naya Ganj, Uttar Pradesh, India, has hair sprouting from the centre of his outer ears (middle of the pinna) that measures an incredible 13.2 cm (5.19 in) at its longest point.
LARGEST BAG OF COOKIES
The world's largest bag of cookies measured 3.29 m (10 ft 8 in) high, 2.13 m (7 ft) deep and 114.3 cm (45 in) wide, and was unveiled at the Loblaws.
BIGGEST-SELLING CHRISTMAS SONG
Bing Crosby's recording of White Christmas (1942) has sold over 100 million copies around the world, with at least 50 million sales as singles.
LONGEST THREAD ON RUNBOARD
On 17th September 2003, Frank Jaeger of Stucktohispute, Montana started the thread "GET OUT OF MY TRASHCAN YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!"
This has attracted over 600 replies with none of them really being worth the electronic impulses used to create them.
In November 2003, Saddam Hussein posted his exact location in the thread, asking to surrender. This, however, was ignored as people thought it was just Frank mucking around.
Several large pharmaceutical organisations have bid for rights to this thread. Curiously, all these companies are primarily sellers of laxatives.
LMFAO
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Re: Rules of The Trashcan
Not even the Rules can withstand my iron fist.
*crush*
Wait...
*CRUSH*
Much better.
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Re: Rules of The Trashcan
After reading some of your threads, frank, I'm pretty sure how you developed an iron fist......

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Re: Rules of The Trashcan
You'd know better than anyone Rimmer. Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about.
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Re: Rules of The Trashcan
Aw, Frank. I thought we were friends.
*thinks* did he read that stuff I wrote about him on the psychotic disorders board?
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I was talking about all those backrubs I gave you buddy.
*thinks*
I wonder if Rimmer knows about that website I have about him.
*types in http://www.rimmerintheshower.com*
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Re: Rules of The Trashcan
quote: Frank Jaeger wrote:
I was talking about all those backrubs I gave you buddy.
Don't think I didn't appreciate it, Frank, old friend.
*thinks*
I remember that - still can't believe he gets lotion delivered to his place by tankers
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